AAA+ Gorilla OG – 23% THC
This potent powerhouse packs a heavy hit of effects that will have you knocked flat out before you know what’s happening. The high comes on fast and hard, slamming into the mind first with a rushing tingly effect that immediately erases any negative or racing thoughts. As your mind settles into this heavy state of unfocused euphoria, a relaxing body high will suddenly take hold, dropping you into a heavy state of couch lock that leaves you fully immovable and pretty sedated. This bud has a spicy and sour fruity tropical mango flavor with a lightly sweet exhale. The aroma is very similar, although with notable hints of earthy pungency to it, too.
AAA+ Pink Lemonade – 22% THC
Pink Lemonade has a flavor that’s just like its name suggests – sweet sugary fruits accented by lemon candy and a touch of mild earth. The high starts with an energetic boost that leaves you feeling euphoric and slightly focused, although easily distracted at times. As your mood builds, you energy may begin to wane, lulling you into a lazy introspective state filled with dreamy visions and a heightened sense of creativity.
AAA+ Blueberry Frost By Green Valley – 22% THC
If you’re wondering what this bud tastes like – ignore the name. Blueberry Frost doesn’t exactly taste like blueberries, but rather has a fruity and citrusy diesel taste. The aroma is just as interesting, with a spicy mint overtone accented by fruity diesel and earthy herbs. The Blueberry Frost high is a little more predictable, with effects that will boost you at the onset before helping you to get to sleep. You’ll feel a near instant rush of cerebral energy and motivation with this bud, filling your mind with creative inspiration and focus that helps you get to work on finishing anything out for the evening. But you’d better hurry – this energizing effect will soon turn heavy and sedative, locking you to the couch and leaving your brain feeling super numb and sleepy.
AAA+ Black Death Bubba – 24% THC
This celebrity child boasts a hard-hitting high with plenty of full-bodied effects that will leave your mind spinning. The high has a creeping effect that suddenly slams into your brain with a lifted sense of euphoria a few minutes after your final exhale. You’ll feel your mental state launches into pure happiness and ease that’s unfocused and blissfully relaxing. A soothing body high comes next, creeping into your body and dropping you into a state of tingly ease that’s not too sedated.
AAA+ Green Poison By Green Valley – 20% THC
This powerful combination creates the perfect balanced Indica strain with sedative yet stimulating effects that will keep you active until it gently drops you off into a place of sleepy relaxation. The high will wash over you slowly, building in subtle waves of potency before fully taking hold. You’ll find your mind settled down into a place of slightly sedative happiness that leaves you a little out of touch with reality but totally okay with it. As your mind settles into this euphoric plane of haze, your body will begin to weigh heavier and heavier, locking you down to the couch and eventually leaving you ready to get to sleep.
AAA+ Pink Tuna – 31% THC
The high starts with cerebral effects that suddenly crash through your mind, leaving you utterly euphoric and pretty unfocused at times with a tendency to drift away into space. As your mind settles, your body will start to drop off into a deeply relaxing tingly state, which lulls you into a heavy couch-lock. This effect quickly turns sedative, leaving you dozing off and on in a state of pure happiness and peace.
AAA+ Rockstar Tuna – 26% THC
The flavor is on the lighter side, with an earthy skunky taste that’s accented by sweet grapes and spicy herbs. The Rockstar Tuna high is just as unique as the high, with lifted effects that will leave you totally relaxed and ravenously hungry for hours on end. The high starts with a rush of lifted effects that leave your mind soaring through totally unfocused bliss. As your mind lifts higher and higher, your body will begin to fade away into a deep sense of relaxation and ease without sedation.
AAA+ Peanut Butter Breath By Green Valley – 28% THC
With this bud, the name says it all – the flavor is nutty and earthy with a rich herbal overtone. As soon as you exhale, the effects of Peanut Butter Breath will sink in, starting with a cerebral lift before spreading throughout the rest of your body in tingly waves of energy. These tingles start in the back of your neck and spine before spreading their buzzing tendrils throughout the entirety of your body, leaving you hopelessly relaxed, kicking back without a care in the world – that is, until the munchies hit. Be sure to have some snacks on hand, since you won’t really be able to get up off the couch to hunt for any at this point.
AAA+ Maui Wowie – 28% THC
You will note a hint of pine along with citrus and lavender. Furthermore, the strain tastes like fresh hash. The strain offers a high-end euphoria along with pineapple flavors that allow your mind to drift away to creative spaces. Its effects are all you will ever need to get outside and remain active throughout the day which is why it is an excellent day and morning smoke. The high is quite different, as it will leave your body buzzing and in an excellent mood. Moreover, you will also note an increase in focus and concentration without feeling strange or uncomfortable which is the case with other cannabis strains.
AAA+ Do-Si-Dos – 30% THC
Named for the favorite Girl Scout Cookie, Do-Si-Do has a sweet addicting minty cookie flavor that you won’t be able to get enough of. The Do-Si-Do high hits you fast and hard with a cerebral rush of euphoric energy that lasts for only a few moments before fading into a happy stoney introspection. As your mind falls deeper and deeper into itself, a warming body buzz will start to wash over you, first moving down your spine before extending through your limbs, leaving you helplessly sedated and completely couch-locked.
AAA+ SuperGlue – 23% THC
The frosty white buds of this plant pack a massive THC level, more than 23% in some tests. CBD levels are also higher than average, as high as 1.4% in tests. That makes this a particularly useful medical strain, ideal for treating depression, pain, and anxiety; it may also help with seizures and muscle spasms. Those genes make for a potent, relaxing body high with some limited cerebral effects. It’s a strong choice for physical discomfort and stress. There isn’t much public information on the taste or aroma of this rare strain, but like its popular parents, it likely has an earthy flavor with hints of pine and citrus.
AAA+ Colombian Gold – 19% THC
A close relative of the even more famous Acapulco Gold, this strain was born in the Santa Marta mountains of Colombia and exploded across the United States in the 1960s. Its popularity has since faded dramatically, but it remains an effective tool for treating muscle spasms and chronic pain. THC levels in this strain reportedly test above 19%, so it’s a relatively potent choice for patients seeking a calming, energizing, clear-headed cerebral high that can also be used to treat anxiety and depression. It delivers a smooth but tangy tea flavor and a Skunky aroma with notes of lemon and lime.