AAAA G-Bomb Smalls By Green Valley – 20% THC
The G-Bomb high is a creeper that suddenly hits you in both mind and body like a grenade blast. Suddenly you’ll feel lost in your own mind, deep in philosophical introspection, with a slight body buzz that serves to anchor you to the real world. As you dive deeper and deeper into this dreamy, spacey state, a deep body stone will kick in that leaves you completely couch-locked, relaxed, and pain-free in both mind and body. These buds have a dank aroma of tangy pungent lemon diesel and a taste of tangy lemon with a dank pungent aftertaste.
AAA+ El Chapo – 23% THC
The high hits you first with a cerebral lift that boosts your mood before dropping you into complete sedation. As your mind falls victim to heavy stones, this feeling will spread throughout your limbs and slowly draw your body down into sleepy relaxation. This bud has a sweet lemony flavor accented by fresh flowery citrus and kush.
AAA Critical Mass By Green Valley – 22% THC
With a sweet and earthy smell and an herbal taste, Critical Mass is popular among new users and long-term users alike. Smoking small amounts leads to feelings of creativity and euphoria, followed by laziness, couch-lock, and sleepiness. This strain would be ideal to smoke during a lazy afternoon where you want to relax but still need to be functional.
AAA+ Gelato Runtz – 25% THC
Like its name suggests, Gelato Runtz has a super sweet yet sour citrusy candy flavor with touches of creamy vanilla upon exhale. The Gelato Runtz high starts almost as soon as you exhale, filling your brain with a lifted sense of pure happiness and ease. You’ll feel mentally energized with a touch of creative focus, which works well for conversations, but not much of anything else.
AAA Pineberry – 18% THC
Pineberry is one bud that’s pretty well known for its obvious flavor – sweet berries and lemony pine! The Pineberry high hits you almost immediately after this delicious flavor hits your tongue, launching you into a soaring euphoria that’s hazy and slightly stoney. As your mind and mood take flight, you’ll start to feel relaxed in both mind and body and pretty much too lazy to move or do anything productive the rest of the day.
AAA+ Hawaiian Punch – 21% THC
It is known to be an effective mediator for anxiety, pain, migraine headaches, stress, depression, and mood disorders. The high is said to be intensely euphoric and happy, with a strong dose of creativity and a clear-headed outlook. This strain has a smooth, sweet flavor with hints of the tropics and pineapples.
AAAA Chemdawg Mediums By Green Valley – 19% THC
It has a powerful spicy, plant-like taste and smell with a hint of diesel; the aroma alone can alert snoopy neighbors to even a carefully concealed pot grow. Best for anxiety and pain, this strain is also helpful with depression and ADHD, as well as migraines, arthritis, and PMS.