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AAAA G-Bomb Smalls By Green Valley
$64.00 – $2,319.00AAAA G-Bomb Smalls By Green Valley – 20% THC
The G-Bomb high is a creeper that suddenly hits you in both mind and body like a grenade blast. Suddenly you’ll feel lost in your own mind, deep in philosophical introspection, with a slight body buzz that serves to anchor you to the real world. As you dive deeper and deeper into this dreamy, spacey state, a deep body stone will kick in that leaves you completely couch-locked, relaxed, and pain-free in both mind and body. These buds have a dank aroma of tangy pungent lemon diesel and a taste of tangy lemon with a dank pungent aftertaste.
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AAA+ Mystery Packs Mediums By Green Valley
$59.00 – $2,403.00AAA+ Mystery Packs Mediums By Green Valley
Indulge in the excitement of unpredictability with our AAA+ Mystery Packs Mediums By Green Valley, crafted exclusively by Green Valley. Each pack is a tantalizing blend of premium strains, carefully curated to provide you with a diverse and exceptional cannabis experience.
Disclaimer: Green Valley’s Strain Testing Results!
Please be advised that this product listing is a delightful MYSTERY, showcasing a medley of strains that underwent testing in the Green Valley labs. While we can’t pinpoint the exact strain, rest assured that it includes exceptional varieties such as Gushers, Strawberry Runtz, Watermelon Zkittlez, Frosted Fruitcake, and more. Expect a delightful experience with mostly SATIVA GAS.
Indulge in the element of surprise! You won’t have a specific strain name, but what’s certain is that you’re enjoying top-notch quality from Green Valley at an incredibly low cost.
Act swiftly, as BULK quantities are LIMITED. Don’t miss the chance to elevate your experience with Green Valley’s strain exploration. XMAS SPECIAL!! FIRST COME FIRST SERVE!!
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AAA King Bubba By Green Valley
$59.00 – $2,133.00AAA King Bubba By Green Valley – 21% THC
This bud packs the best of Bubba, with a super delicious flavor and relaxing high that will really get you kicked back and ready to snack on anything in sight. This bud packs a classic spicy yet sweet woody flavor with touches of savory herbs and spices. The King Bubba high brings on classic giddy effects that will have you feeling lifted and happy with a sense of physical relaxation that helps soothe aching muscles almost immediately. You’ll be euphoric with an unfocused head that has you laughing and chatting with those around you as your body falls further and further into physical sedation.
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AAAA Forbidden Fruit Mediums By Green Valley
$54.00 – $2,944.00AAAA Forbidden Fruit Mediums By Green Valley – 26% THC
The Forbidden Fruit flavor is incredibly smooth and fresh, with a fruity sweet lemony taste that’s accented by sweet berries and pine. If you like the taste of Forbidden Fruit, you’ll love the high even more. It starts with an uplifted euphoric effect that boosts your mood and leaves you feeling happy and content. As this head high continues, your body will fall victim to a powerful stone that leaves you helplessly couch-locked with a moderate buzzing feeling that eases away any aches or pains and often causes you to fall asleep.
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AAAA+ Bentley OG Mediums By Green Valley
$64.00 – $2,949.00AAAA+ Bentley OG Mediums By Green Valley – 24% THC
Users describe the Bentley OG high as an onset of a strong warming body buzz that leaves you calm, sleepy, and intensely couch-locked. You’ll experience an instant body melt into wherever you are sitting followed by an overwhelming feeling of lethargy and an almost immediate fall into a deep and peaceful sleep. Bentley OG has an almost confusing aroma of pungent sweet floral that is oddly fragrant and savory and a taste of sweet tangy floral herbs.
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AAA Critical Mass By Green Valley
$64.00 – $1,649.00AAA Critical Mass By Green Valley – 22% THC
With a sweet and earthy smell and an herbal taste, Critical Mass is popular among new users and long-term users alike. Smoking small amounts leads to feelings of creativity and euphoria, followed by laziness, couch-lock, and sleepiness. This strain would be ideal to smoke during a lazy afternoon where you want to relax but still need to be functional.
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AAAA Gushers By Green Valley
$59.00 – $3,159.00AAAA Gushers By Green Valley – 22% THC
Named for the delicious candy, Gushers brings on the flavors with a combination of sour tropical fruits and rich creamy cookies in every toke. The Gushers high isn’t quite as bright as the flavor, with super relaxing effects that are best suited for lazy nights spent at home with friends catching up on Netflix. The high starts with an influx of tingly euphoria that fills the back of the head with lightly arousing tingles. This quickly spreads throughout the rest of your body, leaving you pretty aroused and incredibly relaxed through and through.
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AAA+ Hawaiian Punch
$74.00 – $2,595.00AAA+ Hawaiian Punch – 21% THC
It is known to be an effective mediator for anxiety, pain, migraine headaches, stress, depression, and mood disorders. The high is said to be intensely euphoric and happy, with a strong dose of creativity and a clear-headed outlook. This strain has a smooth, sweet flavor with hints of the tropics and pineapples.
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AAA+ Gorilla OG
$79.00 – $2,710.00AAA+ Gorilla OG – 23% THC
This potent powerhouse packs a heavy hit of effects that will have you knocked flat out before you know what’s happening. The high comes on fast and hard, slamming into the mind first with a rushing tingly effect that immediately erases any negative or racing thoughts. As your mind settles into this heavy state of unfocused euphoria, a relaxing body high will suddenly take hold, dropping you into a heavy state of couch lock that leaves you fully immovable and pretty sedated. This bud has a spicy and sour fruity tropical mango flavor with a lightly sweet exhale.
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AAAA Chemdawg Mediums By Green Valley
$49.00 – $2,809.00AAAA Chemdawg Mediums By Green Valley – 19% THC
It has a powerful spicy, plant-like taste and smell with a hint of diesel; the aroma alone can alert snoopy neighbors to even a carefully concealed pot grow. Best for anxiety and pain, this strain is also helpful with depression and ADHD, as well as migraines, arthritis, and PMS.
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AAA+ Superglue Smalls
$54.00 – $1,355.00AAA+ Superglue Smalls – 23% THC
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Just a few tokes of this heavy-hitter and you’ll be couch-locked and immovable, almost like you’re glued to your seat! The high hits you first with a euphoric boost that does offer an increase in energy although not enough that you’ll be able to do much of anything. Superglue has a sharp chemical citrus flavor that can be pretty harsh and a pungent earthy pine aroma to match.
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AAAA+ Royal Zkittlez By Kootenayz Exoticz
$65.00 – $1,776.00AAAA+ Royal Zkittlez By Kootenayz Exoticz – 20% THC
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Immerse yourself in the vibrant and exotic world of flavors as Royal Zkittlez captivates your senses with its luscious fruity aroma and a taste profile that mirrors a royal feast of tropical fruits. . With a THC content worthy of the highest echelons, this strain delivers a powerful and blissful experience that is cherished by cannabis aficionados.
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